Let summer 2007 be known as the summer of the sequel. Or should I say, three-quel. People say this is an indication of the fact that Hollywood has run out of good ideas; I say that this is an indication of the fact that Hollywood totally knows how to draw as much money as possible out of the movie-going public. They sure have business-savvy, those studios.
So here’s a breakdown of the upcoming releases this summer, and what I’ll be watching each week. And accept my apologies if posting gets a bit slow over the next two weeks, I’m out of town on business.
May 4, 2007
I’ve seen Away from Her already, and if you haven’t I’d strongly recommend it. I’ve also seen Paris, je t’aime already, and it was one of my favorite movies from 2006. If you want to go watch this again, let me know, I’ll come with you. Of course, that’s after I watch this week’s juggernaut; Venom is one of the greatest villains in comic book history.
What I’m Watching: Spider-Man 3
May 11, 2007
28 Weeks Later looks pretty intriguing, and the advertising design for the film has been pretty strong, but there’s no way I can turn away from a Zach Braff feature.
What I’m Watching: The Ex
May 18, 2007
Hate me all you want, but I really don’t like the Shrek franchise, so I’ll definitely be skipping Shrek the Third. And I hope nobody goes to see Captivity after the poster fiasco.
What I’m Watching: Fay Grim
May 25, 2007
It’s sad that Rolf de Heer’s Ten Canoes opens this weekend, because the chances of anyone catching this absolutely magnificent film about the Australian Aborigines is slim because of the Johnny Depp machine.
What I’m Watching: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
June 1, 2007
I’m no fan of Kevin Costner, but Mr. Brooks looks intriguing. I am, however, a huge fan of Judd Apatow.
What I’m Watching: Knocked Up
June 8, 2007
I’m ridiculously sick of penguin movies. Stop already. How did Surf’s Up even get the green light to be made? Thank god Clooney and Pitt are opening on the same weekend.
What I’m Watching: Ocean’s 13
June 15, 2007
Fido was a fun movie, but slightly overrated. And did enough people actually watch the first Fantastic Four in order to warrant a sequel? Evening will clearly be the best film of the week, and I’ll probably go see it sometime, but you can’t escape the literary heroes of your childhood.
What I’m Watching: Nancy Drew
June 22, 2007
Funny, all the big movies opening this weekend were actually released some time last year. DOA is, well, entertaining, and Black Sheep is one of the most exciting killer sheep movies you’ll ever see (go watch it), but Steve Carell is a funny man.
What I’m Watching: Evan Almighty (but only because I’ve seen Black Sheep)
June 29, 2007
Ghosts of Cite Soleil is quite the remarkable film, but this is one weekend (thankfully I get the Monday off) where the big guns are coming out to play.
What I’m Watching: Ratatouille and Live Free or Die Hard
July 6, 2007
I know it’s futile for me to pray that you all go see Rescue Dawn instead of Transformers this weekend, especially since I’ll be throwing my money at Transformers as well. But hey, I’ve already seen Rescue Dawn.
What I’m Watching: Transformers
July 13, 2007
I’m surprised any studio would be silly enough to open a film this weekend. Everyone’s going to watch one movie, and one movie alone.
What I’m Watching: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
July 20, 2007
Yes, I know I’m a nerd, which clearly explains why I’m thinking both Goya’s Ghosts and Talk to Me are going to be much more entertaining than I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry or Hairspray. I’m okay with being a nerd.
What I’m Watching: Goya’s Ghosts
July 27, 2007
I might be the only person who thinks Skinwalkers looks like a good movie, but everyone is going to watch The Simpsons Movie. I will too, but probably not on opening night.
What I’m Watching: Moliere
August 3, 2007
I’m a fan of Anne Hathaway, so Becoming Jane looks intriguing, and The Ten has a pretty neat premise, but every great story needs closure, especially Ludlum’s Jason Bourne trilogy.
What I’m Watching: The Bourne Ultimatum
August 10, 2007
They’re making a Bratz movie? Oh my oh my oh my, what is the world coming to? Time to turn to some Jackie Chan.
What I’m Watching: Rush Hour 3
August 17, 2007
Penelope was one of the best movies at the Toronto International Film Festival last year, and luckily, it’s opening on a weekend where there isn’t much else going on.
What I’m Watching: Penelope
August 24, 2007
I missed Ethan Hawke’s movie at last year’s TIFF, so I’m going to watch it on opening night when it gets released. And then, the next day, I’m totally going to check out The Last Legion.
What I’m Watching: The Hottest State
August 31, 2007
What a weak week. Trade might be a tad bit interesting. Maybe.
What I’m Watching: Nothing
And then, oh my, September rolls around and we wait for all the Oscar movies to come out. The blockbuster summer ends. (Some September highlights for you: Sunshine, War, Virgin Territory.)