Quiznos recently introduced their “Sammies” sandwiches in their stores here in Canada. Yesterday, a Quiznos worker — partly in jest — told me that it was the best “Sammy” she had ever had.

In my early years of high school, some of my good friends started affectionately calling me Sammy. So you can see why I was a bit disconcerted when Quiznos started telling me that their Sammies were the best. What about me?

Partly because i’m in a silly mood, and partly because this needs to be settled as soon as possible, I created the ultimate Sammy comparison, which you can see below. Which Sammy is truly best: Quiznos’ “Sammy” Sandwich or Sameer “Sammy” Vasta?

I’ll let you draw your own conclusions. Just let it be known that when it comes to competition, I bring it.