I deactivated my Facebook account almost four weeks ago. With over 2000 friends, the volume of messages I was receiving on Facebook was unmanageable, and I didn’t want to keep the account open and give people the false impression that they would receive a response to their messages.

Apparently, I deactivated my account a few weeks too early; last week, Burger King announced a promotion where they would give a free Whopper to anyone that would “defriend” ten people on Facebook.

With over 2000 people to choose from, I’m sure I could have easily found ten people to delete. Alas, now with a deactivated account (zero friends), there’s no free Whopper in my future.

Frankenstein and the Whopper

Jason Kottke’s been having an interesting discussion on his blog about the value of friendship on Facebook when compared to Whoppers. In his most recent post on the topic, he talks about a full “buyout” on social networks:

You might be able to get someone to part with 10 “junk” friends for $2.40 but could you pay them $22 more to essentially shut down their Facebook account for good? I don’t think so. It’s going to cost much more than that…and for some intense users of the site, the “buyout” amount might be surprisingly high.

Which got me asking: how much money would you need to receive to shut down your account on some major social networks?

I tried coming up with numbers, and it was a harder exercise than I expected. After all, I may have deactivated my Facebook account for free, but that wouldn’t mean I’d go back and delete the account again for the same price.

Social Network Buyout

Here’s what I came up with for now. All numbers subject to change on a hourly basis:

  • Dopplr: $100
  • Facebook: $500
  • Flickr: $500
  • GigPark: $100
  • Last.fm: $500
  • LinkedIn: $50
  • Momentile: $20
  • Tumblr: $2000
  • Twitter: $2000
  • Upcoming: $20
  • Vimeo: $50
  • YouTube: $10

So how about it? What would it cost to “buy you out” of your favorite social networks?

(That awesome photo of Frankenstein eating a Whopper was taken in Niagara Falls by cmiper.)

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